Friday, December 4, 2009

Guido & Guidettes

I just learned what the term referred to after having seen clips from an appalling mtv series "Jersey Shore". Guido's are typically referred to as:
An Italian American man usually residing in New York or New Jersey. He wears shirts that are too tight and unbuttoned 5 buttons too low to show off the chest that he spent hours and hours at the gym obtaining, he spends more time on his hair than his girlfriend, and continues to “hit the clubs” long into his mid to late 30’s. Often attracted to the female version of himself, the guidette.
while guidette's are the
Female counterpart to the Guido, meaning vapid, vain, and shortsighted. Located largely in the tri-state area or wherever there is a high density of Italian families. Can be spotted generally according to lack of clothing, and lack of breathability in said clothing. Often speaks in a high, shrill voice---almost like a mating call to attract guidos. Daily life consists of clubbing, tanning, shopping, perhaps exercise or work, and not a whole lot else.

Basically I was shocked by the amazing shades of orange that both sexes seem to achieve, and the overall impression that these people must have some sort of venereal disease. Or are at least going to die of cancer...or plain stupidity. Sometimes people make stereotyping really easy.

I can hardly believe that I even took the time to post this...but with the amount of filth on TV these days it's hard not to want to critique it all.

Why is this shit popular?

2 comments:

  1. This is appalling for anyone with an Italian heritage. It is so racist. I can not believe MTV!
    Imagine if they had a beach house filled with people of a jewish hertiage or Asian. If we aren't mafiaosos then we are over tanned clubbers.

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  2. It's pretty bad. I don't know why popular media feels the need to constantly be jumping on the 'who to make fun of now' wagon...let alone why we are condoning this ridiculous behaviour.

    I swear not all young twenty somethings are like that, regardless of heritage or geographic location.

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